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Hacker Forum Entry Form Pirate_Name: Yippeeyappyyahooie CommentsGreat picture of Capt.Cracker Jack walking on water, but do you have to infalte his big head any more? Besides he's has an umbrella, Are you sure he's not playing Mary Poopins(oops!), I meant Mary Poppins. Pirate_Name: JK CommentsThanks Ray for all your help changing my frequency for nationals. I am all atwitter about a nationals where you don't hack me all the time. By the way quit wearing sunglasses at night and the trooper will leave you alone. This is the best nationals ever. JK Pirate_Name: Ray Dar CommentsRay was NOT speeding while driving to Florida. He was driving the speed limit, 70 mph. Obviously the man does some things fast, but sailing and driving ain't what he does fast. Pirate_Name: Dr. Molar CommentsHey Len! Glad to see you are now a manager at Sears. Did that three toothed tow truck driver make it by your shop Saturday? Hey here's one for you: What has 24 teeth and 8 legs? The hot dog line at The Tow Truck Drivers family reunion! Argh Argh Argh! Pirate_Name: Honorary Sear's Pirate Manager (elected) CommentsMr. CJ Shouldn't you be starting with....."The story you are about to read id true! The names were changed to protect the inocent"(?) And what about that backwoods Cajun boy tow truck driver. Did he really only have one lower tooth made out of three regular one? It was just a hoot to hear Capt Jack say "what?" everytime he spoke to him. Was he really 2nd cousin twice removed at one time? As a semi Katrina boy ,since I live in Sliddel, I must say how proud I am of my fellow Team Katrina boys to come to Capt Jack's aide with just one phone call. Man you guys reaaly need to get a life and be more busy on a Saturday afternoon...........lol.........But I understand, it's not everyday you get to come to the great Capt. Jack's rescues and then be able to expect a rigged(in your favor) raffle at the next Regatta. Good on ya boy's!!!!!!!!!! Under Paid Sear's Manager Len! Pirate_Name: AAA CommentsDATELINE: SLIDELL, LOUISIANA HEAD PIRATE RUNS AGROUND Captain Jack suffers a major breakdown during a voyage from San Antonio to Fort Walton Beach Saturday afternoon. His Pirate truck had the misfortune of having 2 flat tires at the same time. Captain Jack, after numerous SOS calls to his pirate crews, eventually had to rely on the good nature of the TEAM KATRINA boys to rescue him and his damsel. During the leg of the voyage on I-12, Captain Jack said, “We were cruising along at a good rate, about 80, and all of a sudden ‘She’ got soft in the rear end.” At this point Captain Jack pulled over on the side of the interstate at a location between Lacombe and Slidell, LA. Captain Jack called on his roadside assistance company, his tire company, his tire warranty company, and his parents. No mention if he bothered to call any of his fellow Pirates. Eventually he called on CJ of TEAM KATRINA to come to his rescue. He was lucky he did so, as CJ rallied the boys from the bayou who stopped gigging frogs, skinning alligators, shooting nutria, picked up their Pirogues and put their shoes on in order to come to the aid of the pirate sailor and his family. According to sources, TEAM KATRINA found a Goodyear store that would be willing to re-supply the pirate leader with new tires, located a pirate friendly hotel nearby and delivered the Pirate and his crew to this hotel. Team Katrina also shuffled the pirates to a nearby Chinese Buffet so Captain Jack could properly feed and nourish his crew. Sources at the Chinese Buffet were quoted as saying ‘We honored that most honorable pirate Captain Jack and his reliable crew were able to eat our flied lice, many crawfish and swimps too!” “Captain Jack sure has handsome brother too! He most honorable man for rescuing Captain Jack, he always welcome at Golden Dragon.” Captain Jack was so grateful for the assistance of Team Katrina he said “These guys are grrrreat! I will never cross them on port tack, or starboard tack for that matter. They can have as much room as they need at a mark rounding. Barging? These guys can barge me whenever they need too!’ I will write a new set of rules just for these guys from TEAM KATRINA.” On Sunday morning, Dave took the Pirate leader to the pond at Lakeshore Estates, where Team Katrina hosted their Crawfish Cup (Region 5 Championship) Regatta back in May. Captain Jack refused to enter this regatta, for whatever reasons, but informed sources in San Antonio infer that the Pirate leader may have been skeered to attend. During a telephone interview this morning, Captain Jack was impressed with the pond, the proximity of the host hotel and Phil’s Marina Café. He further mentioned that he hopes to be braver for the next Crawfish Cup and to be able to attend with his fellow Pirates, Ray M, Bud-Man, Red-Beard and New Jersey Tom, who sailed into these unfamiliar waters so heroically in May. At this moment, Captain Jack is picking up his Pirate truck from the shipyard and will be continuing on his voyage to Fort Walton Beach. We are sure he will properly plunder and pillage the local economy, aggravating his neighbors in a style that only the Pirate leader can. Pirate_Name: Hacker Wannabe in waiting CommentsI bet the king Hacker Capt Jack Seta is just waiting for the right time to make his presence known. I've known this hacker for too many years and still can't figure out why we all like him. Maybe he's just laying low and plan on making "The Show" the greatest thing we have ever seen. Can he top Biker Chicks? Can he top his own tribute page? Is he the reason for Global Warming because he's such and hot dude.....as AL Gore would say? He is a mystery to us all.......lol.....long live the hacker Capt Jack Seta! Pirate_Name: Cap'n Wazzup CommentsWhere is Cap'n Jack? He is not signed up for "The Show". Certainly he is not afeared, is he? Pirate_Name: ? CommentsCrafty CJ was Hacked ! Pirate_Name: Arrrrrr Commentshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI2ZZXv_5Kc I guess Rays horse finally made it in! Pirate_Name: Shirtless in Seattle CommentsOnly 72 days to go and nothing on the tee shirt design. Boy am I going to burn! Pirate_Name: Yippee Yappy Yahooie CommentsThe Previous Political message brought to by "Hackers are They.Com" The only web sight that Capt.Jack can relate to. For he is the "Grand Hacker" of all! Pirate_Name: Hack Ker Commentslots of cry babies out there! lets keep the hacker forum geared towards us hackers! sailing hackers, not political hackers, except for phil, of course, he was a sailing way before he became a political hacker! Hack Ker AMYA -1313*pi Pirate_Name: Jack The Monkey Comments1. Please point out the specific
bylaw which allows a webmaster to be removed
including all portions of the bylaws supporting
the above by defining people or positions and
Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate CommentsI can't believe it!!!!! I'm only 6 months over due on my
club membership fees and I've been dismissed
from my website duties.....lol...What poor sap
will replace me????...What will these evil
pirates do next??? Wha Wha....Whoa is me....I
demand to be reinstated now!! And
don't tell me to take this to the Windpower
forum....lol ~~~~
Pirate_Name: Yeepie Yappy Yahooie CommentsCalling Capt. Cracker Jack! Where are ye going to Do when I sail into port. Are ye going to hide the women and kiddies!, will ye be ready to party or will ye fart out like the comments that are being told? Pirate_Name: Dallas CommentsSo this is a test of that hacker forum that Captn Jack says works. Last time I tried it just looked at me and laughed. The end of the month is coming soon, and with it the open slots. I am looking at the list so far and see that everyone is pending. I hope that the money starts to flow in. There are a lot of things planned for this regatta and skippers/money are needed to pull it off! Even though there is a great raffle planned they can not count on it to pay for the whole regatta! Pirate_Name: the real hacker forum! Commentshttp://rcsailtalk.com/viewforum.php?f=23 go here for some fun reading! Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsHello....hello,,McFly.....anyone home? How about McCJ, or McCooper,or McYankee, or how about the ultimate hackers of all hacker's McJK.........Looks like the forum working just fine!!!! Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsTest....this is a test of the National Broadcast System.......beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep......if this had been an actual test, you would of been notified that the Pirates of Woodlawn are taken over!!!!
Pirate_Name: Rabble-rouser CommentsFor all the moaning and groaing about sailors not able to make the cut, not many peipl have signed up? Was all the hoopla on the vic yahoo site just a smoke screen to ruffle feathers? I am sure that the pirates of woodlawn will fill up their regatta with skippers and that it will be a good show, every bit as well as ray will imagin it to be.
Pirate_Name: Pork Roll CommentsSailing Bio, i'm a sailor of toy boats, i like to see grown men act like little kids yelling out at other kids about going the wrong way, starting the game to early, getting to a turn before other ones get there to find out you don't have a right to be there, Can't wait to start this fun a nationals
Pirate_Name: Capt.
Jack's Chronometer Comments100 Days and Counting To The Start of the 2008 Victoria National Championship Regatta... The Victoria National Championship Counter will Count Down From Now Until The First Glorious Day Of Our National Championship!!!!! Pirate_Name: CommentsTHANK GOD THE HACKER FORUM WORKS! Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate CommentsYes Phil, Registration for the 08 NCR begins tonight at 8pm. The registration form will be linked to this site and be active and usable for registration. Just an FYI - This will be our back up registration form as the database project that we've been working on for 6 months decided that last night was its time to die....forever!
Pirate_Name: Phil Geren CommentsRegistration for the 08 NCR begins tonight at 8:00PM. Am I right that at that time the Registration Form on this site will become active and usable for registration? Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsYes the SHOW will go on! With or with out Hackers or Yankees.....lol....oh wait a minute, some of the biggest hackers in Region 5 are already qualified, so I quess we will have hackers!!! And don't forget about JK! Trust me Brian has stepped in, Offline< & privatly as he should. Some folks seem to think they speak for an entire City and claims they are not coming. There lost as far as I'm concern! I will tell you here that "Feeding the Trolls" is not the way to make your point on the on any forum. That is why I do not respond back. No need! I will do my talking offline and over the phone. Those deserving and respected will be contacted directly, I can assure you! But to say we are stacking the deck here in Texas for this event......please! I quess if the world stays away then who's fault is it when it's still a 40 boat regatta.....Just one of those things that makes you go mmmmmmm! Like I always say.....Good publicity - Bad publicity....as long as you spell my name right! It's all about promotion, hype, and exposure that will make them watch.....lol.... Got to luv it! Capt Jack Pirate_Name: Hacker Forum Dweeb CommentsThis crap on the Yahoo site has got to stop! Woodlawn is being butchered for hosting this years event and it is just not right. What is up with Brian and why is he not stepping in to answer this and put an end to it? "THE SHOW" will go on with or without these people who are being so critical.
Pirate_Name: Sleepless in Seattle CommentsI have been missing you, my sweet hacker forum! Where have you been? Please don't go away again, I don't know if I can take being away from you again.
Pirate_Name: Bit Chingandmoaning Commentsi see lots of moaning and groaning going on in the cyber world. what is this all about? can anyone here please splain it to me? i am soo confused
Pirate_Name: Capt Hobie Alter Sr. CommentsHey I heard through Hobie Forum that the reason Ray(Capt Jack) couldn't go to New Orleans is because he and his son Joshua was cleaning up at 19 boat Hobie Regatta on their Hobie 16. Joshua's says there are no hackers in that fleet. How about some photos on the Homepage of other racing Pirates representing the great Pirates of Woodlawn. Really we only need photos of Joshua, as he's the up and coming star Pirate that will take over when his old grey haired hacker dad is over and done with......lol....What am I talking about, I keep reading through this great "Hacker Forum" that he's already there!!!! Mr Hobie (Go Lakers Go!) Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate CommentsWhat fun it was down in Slidell this past weekend for the 2008 Region 5 Championship Regatta!!!!! Definately worth the trip!!!! So what's the word on the 2008 Round the Rocks Regatta in beautiful Round Rock, TX??????? I had 5 pirates this evening tell me they're hot and ready to scrath their mark on the entry form! We have 4 others who I expect will be interested once contacted.... Anyone else out there in Victoria land planning to attend? Pirate_Name: judge judy CommentsNice explaination Ray of the Priority List! Your da man! Puffy pirate shirts and all!
Pirate_Name: judge judy CommentsPirateFreud, Thanks so much for making sense of these harsh criticisms on the Victoria Yahoo Group. I understand all have opinions and such, but at the end of the day, if you watch my show, it is MY opinion that counts!
Pirate_Name: judge judy CommentsPirateFreud, Thanks so much for making sense of these harsh criticisms on the Victoria Yahoo Group. I understand all have opinions and such, but at the end of the day, if you watch my show, it is MY opinion that counts!
Pirate_Name: PirateFreud CommentsDear Judge Judy, it is my esteemed opinion that these Victoria Yahoos are suffering from a sort of Oedipus complex. They see Woodlawn's Alamo Classic as the awesome Daddy of all Victoria Regatta's wedding with the Victoria Nationals, the mother of all regatta's, which they love. Their intense jealousy has apparently lead to Psychosis, a mental state often described as involving hallucinations, delusional beliefs, personality changes, disorganized thinking and a general loss of contact with reality. Unusual or bizarre behavior as well as difficulty with social interaction should be expected from these psychotic yahoos. On the other hand, their public school education may simply have failed them in the reading/comprehension category. Pirate_Name: judge judy CommentsLots of flack about this years national championship regatta hosted by woodlawn on the main victoria yahoo group. whats up with that? annyone care to comment?
Pirate_Name: Commentsthe bees stunk it up
Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsSpurs do the anti-fema choke job on Mud Dobbers for the Win!!!!! Budman ...Top Pirate brings home Silver, Red Beard brings home the Cinco in Mayo, Mireles brings home somthing FEMA awarded Team Katrina.....and last but never the quite one....Yankee Kern just being Yankee Kern is award enough for us! What a weekend for the SA boys! Bring it home to Papa! Capt Jack Seta Pirate_Name: Commentsa 4 point game with a couple of minutes left, humm, will the hornets choke like cj? or will the spurs make a comeback like the bud-man? hummmm stay tuned!
Pirate_Name: lifetime mid-fleet hacker CommentsBob, Yes, I did manage to sail up in the top of the fleet, but this was a fluke. You will not be kicking me out of the mid-fleet hacker club will you? We have a new member in this elusive club - Dave LeBlanc finished a solid 7th place out of 14 boats - a perfect regatta huh? He aced it!
Pirate_Name: Confused Mid Fleet Hacker CommentsWell the Region 5 regatta is over. From what I heard the wind was up for Sunday and the big air skippers made their move. Budman moved right up the ranks with some really good races Sunday. Chris Macaluso also made a good charge. Chris was just to far back after Saturday to grab third from my "FORMER" mid fleet hacker buddy CJ. From the sounds of it this was a very good regatta. Well run with Hew being the RD and Al did a great job cooking for Saturday. So I am hoping that next year we can all boost the numbers a little bit at what should be a great annual event.
Pirate_Name: choke Commentsray, go ahead say it! i choked!
Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsCJ.....say it with me!...."Rigged!".....Talk about home court advantage! Waiting patiently for Sundays outcome!
Pirate_Name: Confused Mid Fleet Hacker CommentsJust when we thought it was free to sail with the Team K boys CJ has to go and change it all. What is this first place thing? Have you seen the skippers at the region 5 event? CJ is hurting his mid fleet status big time with 12 points ahead of the closest Pirate skipper. Better pack our bags the world is coming to an end or something. Great Job CJ! Give em heck! I guess I won't see you at Nationals in October. You'll be too far ahead!
Pirate_Name: cjb Commentsray, your boys were not wearing their match outfits last night! what's wrong with them?
Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsI have released the pirate parrots and they will return as Eagle!!! But will they be able to dress themselves?.....we will see! I did not send the customary "look" memo as it was a test to see if they have been trained properly by thier fearless leader. Will they pass the test of the "look"? I think they will be just as unruly and keep up the traditions of late night hotel lobby curousing and social life with the hotel room door open to all. The rum flows freely when Capt Jack is present. Keep the tradions going guys!!!!! Don't get kicked out of the hotel! Show the Spurs how to win on the Road in New Orleans!!!!.........Go Spurs! Capt Jack Seta Pirate_Name: Just a hacker CommentsCan we get off this basketball track, and get back to what is important here? The Region 5 regatta is this weekend and there are several Pirates out on their own trying hard to keep their reputation intact. Is this even possible with Ray not there? I just wonder what happened to the emails that said "Wear this shirt Friday, this one Saturday, and of course this one to dinner......". Hopefully this was communicated between those going. I would hate to see them out of uniform. Who would even know where the "SHOW" was if the Pirates did not let everyone know?
Pirate_Name: CommentsThe Spurs stung the bees?
Pirate_Name: Basketball Fan CommentsWill the Hornets sting the Spurs tonight? I think so!
Pirate_Name: CommentsOne good spanking deserves another! Can either break into the win column away from home? The second half belongs to the Hornets!
Pirate_Name: Commentsthe hornets are getting spanked again! is this payback for the fema boys sailing so well at Ray's 'show' last year? karma? welcome to the N 'Bee' A! Pirate_Name: Byron Scott CommentsWe got spanked: Spurs - 100 NO Flying Things - 80
Pirate_Name: Eva Longoria Comments3rd Quarter: Spurs - 85 Mud Dobbers - 61 Pirate_Name: Greg Popovich CommentsHalf Time: Spurs 55 Hackers 42 Pirate_Name: Greg Popovich CommentsHalf Time: Spurs 55 Hackers 42 Pirate_Name: Greg Popovich CommentsHalf Time: Spurs 55 Hackers 42 Pirate_Name: Spurs Coyote CommentsWhen I'm not doing my day job being the greatest mascot in the NBA, I'm watching those hacker at the Woodlawn Sailing Club take a trashing by Capt Jack. Tonight at 7....Spurs give the Brown Hornets their thrashing!!!!!!!
Pirate_Name: Official CommentsEven though FEMA paid us off to look the other way, somehow the talented Spurs managed to win. This is like when Ray and JK sail against each other - Even though Ray has all the gimmicks on his boat and the big fan club, JK still gets the victory. Talent and skill win in the long run.
Pirate_Name: Red-Beard the
Sports Pirate CommentsA cake walk tonight, a piece of pie on Sunday and then we'll head back down to that giant New Orleans FEMA Tent for ice cream and frozen Hornets....lol. Hey this is even more fun than picking on Ray!!!!!!
Pirate_Name: unbiased official CommentsFEMA paid off the officials in this game!
Pirate_Name: Commentsthis is too funny!
Pirate_Name: Commentsthis is too funny! 33 to 33 so far in the 2nd!
Pirate_Name: Red-Beard the Pirate CommentsI was spraying hornet nests this evening and could not help but reflect upon how their pathetic fait so closely resembles that coming soon the N.O. Hornets. Gee, "NO Hornets" - What a great motto!
Pirate_Name: byron scott Commentsmagnificent, likes rays X CENSORED X block!
Pirate_Name: Home crowd! CommentsNOLA 102 SATX 84 Hornets stung the spurs - AGAIN!
Pirate_Name: Miss Informed CommentsDid some here announce that the San Antonio Spurs would Beat the New Orleans Hornets in 4 games? Looks to this uninformed fan that the Hornets are going to win again and be 2-0 versus the Spurts.
Pirate_Name: CP3 Comments***Headline*** 78-61, N.O. Hornets DOMINATE 3rd period
Pirate_Name: Kareem CommentsNOLA = 57 / SATX = 49 with 7 minutes left in the 3rd.
Pirate_Name: Red-Beard Fan CommentsEric the Red-Beard Kicked some butt this weekend! Over here at the Red-Beard Fan Club our servers are down due to the great numbers of former members of the Ray Seta Fan Club trying to join up on-line. Pirate_Name: Site Watcher CommentsI was not actually at the OD regatta, but looking at the scores it appears Ray S. gave up once he realized he would not beat his father. I also really want to know if those are truely DNF or were they DNS? Either way if looks bad for the Pirate leader. When the going got tough, he went to the club house? Now as someone suggested Ray M should be moved up to the gold fleet. Could we see a Ray reversal coming there? Not to mention that five out of the six in the silver fleet did better in total score than Ray, John, and Terry. Maybe we we are seeing the start of something here, and in a little while we will see a Red Beard/ Gentleman Pirate tuning tip sheet come out for the OD's. Will this top dog status carry over to the other classes?
Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsThanks Gregg for the update.....watched the game on the tube last night! Don't worry - even a blind squirrel can find a nut in the woods once in a while! Wait till ya come home back to SA and the great Alamo Dome!
Pirate_Name: Gregg Popovich CommentsHORNETS STING THE SPURS! 101 to 82!
Pirate_Name: Brown Hornets CommentsHay Hay Hay, stay turned, the Brown Hornets will watch their cousins "The Hornets" Beat the Spurs again. The Spurs will need better spray to prevent another stin like last night. Fat Albert and the Gang.
Pirate_Name: Red-Beard The Pirate CommentsReady for another thrashing Cap'n Jacko at this year's OD39 Regatta? Let's see, you were 6th place last year......doesn't that technically make you bottom of the Gold Fleet? Per your own rules don't you now have to move down to the Silver Fleet while Mando takes his rightful place back in Gold? Man....you've been so slow lately...what if Vicky beats you tomorrow??? Do we need to start giving you 30 seconds head starts? And where's the President of your Fan Club to defend you?....lol.
Pirate_Name: Capt. Jack Seta CommentsNow look at what Mr Geren writes.....there's a man of impeccable sense of loyalness. He speaks from experience! and for Mr CJ, the mid-pack hacker.....all I have to say is "Who and What are New Orlean's Hornets?".....y'll should be called the New Orlean FEMA's.....lol.....Spurs in 4 games! First thrashing on this Saturday! Mr Yankee Pirate......how in world can you even ask what will there be to drink at the regatta! Remember we're the club that doesn't take our racing serious.....argh! Capt Jack Seta Pirate_Name: little opie cunningham CommentsAre you are referring to the 'ladies' he pays to pose with him for the camera? Zoom in and look at the adams apple, if you can see it behind the 5 o'clock shadow.
Pirate_Name: Damn Yankee( jersey tom) Commentslets see what the national shirt looks like (if allowed by law ), what type of refreshments will be available at the club house during the race, will any sailors be able to not be recorder on the pirate cam? will JK be there?
Pirate_Name: fonzie Comments1st prize = Ray Seta will trim your bowsie while adjusting his X CENSORED X block.
Pirate_Name: CommentsWhat is the prize for the "First to Sign Up"? Spurs or Hornets? Arrrrgh!
Pirate_Name: Mid-Fleet Hacker CommentsI have been lost with out the infamous Hacker Forum! Thank God it is back up and running! No more Prozac for me! Thank you Hacker Forum Guru, your the best! (well, Ray Seta is the best, just ask him, but your the 2nd best!
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Red-Beard The Pirate CommentsOK you mangy sea mutts...we pirates are preparing for the big invasion of Woodlawn Isle!!!!! We are busy preparing our defenses and planning our counter attack!!! Beware all who come here....
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